Can't be bothered with flow this time. Hah, flow makes me think of periods. Periods make me think of blood clots. Blood clots make me think of this picture of a donut I saw the other day. It looked like bread with a blood clot in it. Which of course made me think of periods. Hah.
I don't know if it's the same for other people, but I often find unexplained cuts, bruises and soreness when I wake up in the morning. Perhaps I'm a ninja in my sleep. That would explain why I find a katana under my pillow each night. Funny? No.
I can never finish my shampoo and conditioner bottles at the same time. Even though the bottles hold the same amount and I use both each time, I can never do it. I swear, the day when both bottles finish concurrently, I will be so elated that I'll run outside naked and soapy and then scream to the heavens, "This is the life!!!"
The yearbook asked "Where do you see yourself in 10 years?" or something along those lines. I wrote that I saw myself married with kids and living in a quaint little place with a white picket fence and flowers. Realistically, if I am married by 28, I bet I'll be living in a flat with no fly screens, let alone picket fences and flowers. But hey, that's okay. My idea of happiness has changed a lot over the span of 4 years.
I think I've changed a lot over the years as well. So I guess people do change. It's just not always when you want them to.
I can't find my tweezers. Probably won't be able to see my face behind these overgrown King Kong caterpillars by tomorrow. "Nam, where are you?" *combs eyebrows out of the way* "Oh there you are!"
Damn, I'm really stupid.
Chocolate, please.
5 comments:
That first paragraph you wrote is both funny and a bit disturbing....I mean, blood clots? REALLY? BLOOD CLOTS?! I am comment-less....don't know what I should say...
Thanks for posting, yet again. I love reading your posts. You know that already, but had to let you know again :)
Today, you made me realise that my view of what my life and I would turn out to be in five years post-high school is completely different to what I wanted or imagined.
Things and people do change. STUFF happens for a reason, both by choice , fate and destiny...but hey, let's just be happy with what we have now and not focus on what's missing from our imagination back in the years...
One of the many things I'll always be glad about is that somehow, I have bumped into a person who has the same name as me, who I've laughed, cried and whinged with and we have become such great friends over the short years :) (well, at least I believe we have become god friends hehehe :)
<3
Happiness is productivity. Not necessarily "reproductivity" by 28. Money could be useful too. *rubs her belly* I ate a whole Eagle Boys pizza by myself today, I'm gonna spew soon <3.
I took a quick glance at the 1st message and thought "this is written by phuong tran judging by the length of it".
love you :)
why cant i follow your blog =O
ALGCITM, Yes blood clots. I too am glad to have met you (you better be talking about me, biatch!!). I want to say that I agree about being content but I think I'm still too narcissistic to forget.
Lisa, LOL. I'll let you know if pushing out babies works to make me happy. I think I'll stick to shopping for now.
Judy, I know, right? It's like she blogged her own blog in my comments! Ahaha I kid. I appreciate her opinion, no matter how lengthy. Love ya, dear.
Vic, you should be able to follow easily. Go to your dashboard, reading list and then click add :)
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