I have a huge pimple growing on my head at the moment. It's times like these that I appreciate having a fringe (to hide giant pimples, not to gather grease and create more pimples. That would be ridiculous. Are you stupid?).
I littered consciously for the first time the other day. I was standing at a bus stop, eating a banana and I saw my bus approaching from around the corner. There was no time to find a bin so I just threw it into the garden behind me. I knew that it would come to this dilemma though; I knew there were no bins close by. I knew I could have just saved the fruit for later, but I was just so darn hungry. "I'll think about the consequences later." Story of my life, honestly.
Anyway so my throw was pretty dodgy (surprise surprise), and my banana peel got caught on a tree branch. Man, my littering isn't even inconspicuous. I figured "at least it will biodegrade and become compost for the tree." However, I'm not sure if that really works if the compost is breaking down at the top of the tree instead of at the bottom. Oh how I fail at life.
Speaking of breaking down, I wish I could break dance. I'd be the coolest homeboy in tha hood, yo. I wonder how I'd look in a doo-rag.
I swear, I'm going to get bashed for being a totally judgemental racist one day (there are racists that are not judgemental? Why of course, because I am full of many smart ideas). Or I'll be raped, depending on who I'm judging.
Man, I have zero tact. Awkward pause of agreement here please. ... Thanks.
3 more weeks of placement. I'm running out of time to do anything. I'm kind of starting freaking out because I don't think my interventions are having a lasting effect at the moment. I have not generalised any skills yet, uh ohs.
Still, the kids are a riot. It's so entertaining when they hurt themselves or tease each other. Of course I don't let on that I'm thoroughly amused though. I've got my stern voice (and matching face) down pat now. I think I've mastered the fake chirpy voice as well. The trick is to imagine that you're Johnny Depp from Charlie and the Chocolate Factory. Only less creepy. Pretending that you've just inhaled a litre of helium also helps. Aww yeah, I'm so deceptive. I could totally be a ninja.
A purple ninja addicted to helium.
And this is why I don't blog at 1:30am. This is why.
Hey I have peanut butter WOOOO!!
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itssss peanut butter jelly timmeee
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johnny depp in charlie and the chocolate factory is seriously really creepy. i didnt like the movie much because of him which is sad coz im quite fond of him. and what was with his haircut? so so strange...
A, you might as well post the other half of your letter. Anonymity is so yesterday.
Jen, LOL I loved the movie BECAUSE of the creepiness that Johnny Depp exuded. Sooo creepy. Loved it ahha. The hair was an added bonus.
I want to know just what Minnie has to say about this!!!
Who are you and what on Earth are you talking about?
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